I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
