You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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