Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
not ubering you a puppy
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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