check it out our google latitudes are spooning
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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