What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
you traded sex for a burrito?
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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