if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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