so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
It's Friday. Sex?
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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