I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
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