It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I wish you could order shots online.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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