we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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