It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
You made out with two different species that night
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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