She announced her abortion via fbk
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
He shit in the fireplace
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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