I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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