She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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