I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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