Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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