butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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