girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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