Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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