That's intense
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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