he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Randomize
