Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I will be naked everywhere
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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