What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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