I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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