I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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