You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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