the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
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