I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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