i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
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he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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