Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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