we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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