Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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