yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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