$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
We need to get me chipped asap
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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