While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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