I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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