About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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