I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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