im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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