My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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