Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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