Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Randomize
