And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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