I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
So vagazzling was a success
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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