You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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