She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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