I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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