We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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