Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
only if we run a train.
done.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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