he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
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